“I make this all the time for corporate events. Everyone asks me for a copy of the recipe.”
1 Decade of wasted effort
20 Queries to friends
5 Self-help books, or more, to taste
6 Counselling sessions
42 Inspirational quotes
1. Set your life to 360º.
2. In a large bowl, add the first five ingredients until piecey and coarse. Stir until Tendinitis and/or Depression force you to stop.
3. Pour wasted effort/quotes mix into prepared online post, adding personal details so that friends may comment inauthoritatively. Pretend to feel justified.
4. Sit without improvement for 3 months.
5. Find yourself through a healthier medium; by finally, actually, simply concluding that you really are the key to your own success.
6. Remove fermented, molding mass from internet and dispose of properly.
7. Serve, and enjoy!