Welcome to the very first Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest. I am your host, Chelsea Owens.
Your first contest has the following rules:
- The topic is elective surgery.
- It’s short. Keep your poem below 200 words but above 4. That means anywhere from 5-199 words.
- To rhyme, or not this day? Up to you.
- And remember: the poem needs to be awful. I want to cringe. I want to scrub my eyes and go lick something to clear my artistic palate. -though, G-Rated.
Think you can do it? You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (November 16, 2018) to submit. Post your poem or the specific link to it in the comments.