22 thoughts on “(Real) Life Advice

  1. Once he bought her a dozen roses and put it on her credit card. She smiled and offered him wine. It was poison. Was the glass half-full or half empty? He knocked it over and it spilled into the milk carton. They both smiled and had an amicable divorce. They each got half of the Smile Inc. company — a billion daffodils.

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