Welcome to the Weekly Terrible Poetry Contest #57!
Confused about poeting badly? Read some brief instructions, here. Don’t take yourself too seriously and have fun.
Here are the specifics for this week:
- Anyone who knows me knows I love Half-Priced Chocolate Day (February 15th) more than the holiday the day before -BUT, this is the Terrible Poetry Contest! Nothing gets poemed to death more than the topic of ❤LOVE!❤
So, the Topic is LOVE LOVE LOVE! Write me a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad sonnet. Give me alliterations, adjectives, allegories, and aneurysms.
- Keep the Length long enough to capture your love’s interest without putting her to sleep.
- Rhyming? Up to you, but I recommend you do.
- Make it terrible! Cupid needs to pull out the real arrows after catching wind of your attempts.
- Keep the rating PGish.
You have till 8:00 a.m. MST next Friday (February 7) to submit a poem.
Use the form below if you want to be anonymous for a week.
If not, and for a more social experience, include your poem or a link to it in the comments. Let me know if your link doesn’t show up in the comments after a day.
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