The worst opening line contest

A fun contest idea! Check it out!

The literati mafia

Welcome everyone to worst opening line contest. Think of a horrible opening line to a novel, short story or essay. It can be redundant, riddled with childish rhymes, vague or flat-out boring. Feel free to use the comments section or your blog (if you’re that inclined to promote our collective!) We will announce the winner shortly.

P.S. Thank you Chelsea for inspiring this contest. I doubt it will reach the heights of fame that the Terrible Poetry Contest did, but still…

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