I don’t know why I’m such a pessimist. According to my blood type, I should B+.
I am the mother of four boys. Most days I have a lot of difficulty convincing myself that, at some time in the future, a female is going to be attracted to them.
That’s it. I don’t want to save any more daylight.
Is anyone else here lazy?
No, no… you don’t have to raise your hand.
You can see the world through another’s eyes after a cornea transplant.
I felt like I should get out of the house and make friends; but people couldn’t hear me when I talked, and everyone kept running away.
I guess the best place to meet people is not the gym.
Money can’t buy happiness; but it can buy: a maid, a nanny, a chauffeur, and eleven Bahamian islands you name after yourself.
I’ve noticed those who extol patience do not have a small child beating on their legs and vocally expressing himself as they do so.
There and Back Again: A Rolling Garbage Can’s Tale.