Midweek Musings

Before a company is allowed to release something like tight yoga pants, the sales executives must be exposed to a policeman-style lineup of every sort of person who may end up wearing them -particularly the backside, picking-up-something view.


Sheesh, women. You do know they go more transparent when stretched like that, right?

Midnight Musings

Do you ever stay up late because you had something you had to do, then stayed up later dreading how tired you’d be the next day?

No? Oh. Well, go back to sleep then. I’m sorry for waking you with my questions.