Hire Chelsea!

I love writing! I also love paying for life’s essentials, so I’m up for hire.

I write in a variety of voices and across a variety of subjects. I have experiences and talents in many areas. My pre-college summer jobs included working for a chemical asphalt plant, text-coding legal firm, sprinkler manufacturer, chiropractor, phone surveying company, online dice store, and educational software firm.

Grammar, spelling, and punctuation have never been challenging for me to master, nor has acquisition of new knowledge regarding assigned subjects.

Most recently, I wrote under contract for a parenting site, Kids are the Worst. I wrote top Pinterest results and shared themed pictures from the owner’s Instagram account. One of my favorite articles is “Screaming Kids? I’ve Got a Music Playlist for That.”

Before that, I worked full time under a pseudonym for The Holidaze Craze. My articles are all those written from September 2017-May 2018. Two of the best are “You’ll DIG These Puppy Party Ideas” and “How to Throw the Best Spa Party for Girls.”

I have since been maintaining my personal blog, plus one on motherhood.

Sometimes, I contribute articles about mental health issues over at The Bipolar Writer Collaborative Mental Health Blog. My article briefly covering medications featured over at another website and received over 300 views and 140 ‘Likes.’ It is titled “The Cure for Depression: Swallow That Pill” and was part of a series of suggestions listed in “The Cure for Depression.”

In an assignment that proved to be fraudulent, I wrote two academic articles within two hours: “Python Programming” and “DNA Strands.”

I also run a terrible poetry contest for kicks.

If you’re looking for a talented, educated, funny, versatile, amazing, humble, and quick-working writer, drop me a line today!